Skating
Friday, April 13th, 2012
Adventures in Brooke-Land:
I have Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, which includes being allergic to sodium lauryl sulphate, most soaps, shampoos, and conditioners. I have found a couple of shampoos that work, which is great because my hair stays clean. However, conditioners just seem to include chemicals and man-made crap and “fragrance” by default. So my hair was getting pretty dried out.
Finally, I consulted my favorite herbal resource book on self-care, by Rosemary Gladstar. She recommends a hair hot-oil treatment as a great conditioner for dry hair. And she has a really easy recipe. Just take a double-boiler, heat a couple teaspoons of coconut oil or olive oil or jojoba oil, add your selected herbs and EO’s, and rub it into your hair…
So I got out the double boiler and the coconut oil. And the first thing I had to do was wash the soy-wax residue out of the double boiler, because I mostly use it to make candles, and my skin does NOT react well to soy wax. Then I started the coconut oil (4 teaspoons worth, because it just doesn’t look like much in the bottom of the pan, and because I knew I’d end up spilling some eventually). And went to find my herbs and EO’s. Which were harder to find than I thought. So I ended up with a bit of powdered stinging nettle (very green), and some dried Calendula flowers. And threw them into the coconut oil, as instructed. Next, I went and got the bathroom set up for my experiment. Plastic bag to wrap the top of my head/hair in once the hot oil was applied; old towel to wrap around that to keep the heat in. Remember: HOT oil treatment.
Then I got out my waterproof food temperature-tester. The oil is only supposed to be 100 to 105* when you apply it. Mine was over 120* Whoops. So I took it off the heat, and mixed the herbs in a little better, and went into the bathroom so I could hang my head over the tub while applying the hot oil. After it cooled down a bit. And stood there. And the cat came too, to see all the fun. She sat directly behind my legs as I leaned over the tub. And played with the plastic bag that was supposed to cover my hot-oiled hair. So helpful.
Finally, the hot oil was cool enough to touch, so I started rubbing it into my hair and scalp, as instructed. And dribbled a lot of green coconut oil goo into the tub in the process. Grabbed the plastic bag and put it on top, wrapped the towel around my head/hair/bag as instructed, and went OH. I really hope the plastic bag isn’t touching my skin (it is), because I’m probably allergic to it. In fact, my sensitivity to off-gassing man-made products like this bag is kind of the whole point of this attempt to naturally condition my hair. And I’m supposed to keep the plastic bag on my head for an hour. Huh.
Twenty minutes later I’d had enough, and went to unwrap my (slimy, gritty, green-and-flower-petal) hair, so I could shampoo and rinse, just like Rosemary Gladstar’s instructions say to do. And she adds that your hair might still be a tiny bit oily at first, but will quickly soak up the last of the oil after your shower, and then your hair will love you.
So there I am, in the hottest shower I can handle, skating around the tub on a bunch of coconut oil, shampooing my hair for the second time, because IT ISN’T COMING OUT. The gritty green powdered stinging nettle and coconut oil, that is. And I look down, and the dried Calendula flowers have clogged the shower drain, so I’m standing in about six inches of GREEN OILY WATER. And finally I think that at least I’ve gotten most of the green out, and oh-thank-god my towel isn’t white, so I get out of the shower and dry off. And get dressed. And comb my hair. And realize that I can probably style my hair ANY WAY I WANT TO BECAUSE THERE IS STILL THAT MUCH COCONUT OIL IN IT.
And then I look back into the tub. The green slime has formed a ring about six inches high, and the floor of the tub is a skating rink. And I really don’t want anyone else in my family to unsuspectingly step into that tub and go flying. So I get out a rag and a bunch of salt and some concentrated lemon juice, and start scrubbing.
Three hours later, I go pick up a friend from work, and tell her I finally tried the hot oil treatment on my hair.
She’s excited for me, and asks: “Have you seen it dry yet? Did it work?”
“It IS dry,” I tell her.
She reaches over and feels my wet-looking clumpy hair, “Wow, yeah. And very oily. Do you have a kleenex so I can wipe my hand?”
So much for the at-home hot hair oil treatment idea. Anybody have suggestions for a chemical and sulphide-free hair conditioner? A month from now, when I get all the coconut oil out of my hair, I could really use one.
Be Well. And remember to laugh, because it’s so much better than crying.
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